Happy 2016 Birthday!

[thosetwoturrets]

New Year, new experiences, and a new birthday for our favorite foul-mouthed Portal turrets! Red and white streamers and balloons give the bar the appropriate feel, and a big TV with various gaming systems (and the special puppy-ready controllers) has been set up at the back to make the pair feel right at home. Come in, sit down, and maybe see if they can ever stop arguing about which is better -- "Halo" or "Call of Duty."

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[dee_lorean81]

"Yeah, Vic figured you might like it -- even if the Zero Punctuation guy didn't," Dee giggles.

[thosetwoturrets]

"Anything that lets us blow up stuff and make it look awesome," Steven confirms, tail wagging. "Come on, load it in! What do you think, Gary, Rebels or Troopers first?"

"Troopers," Gary replies with a doggy grin. "White armor, can't shoot straight, come in big old sets? Feel like we should give the Imperial Turrets a chance to shine."

"And then kick their ass as Alliance?"

"Hell yeah, can't let 'em get cocky."

[dee_lorean81]

Dee grins as she gets the game box open. "Can I play too? It's got a split screen mode."

[thosetwoturrets]

"Tell you what -- we'll play, and then you can team up with whoever the best Trooper is," Steve says. "Which'll be me."

"You wish," Gary says, nipping at his side. "Get ready to suffer humiliations galore!"

"You first, buddy!"