Steve & Gary (
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Happy Birthday, Steve & Gary!
A new year has arrived, along with, as usual, a birthday for everyone's favorite foul-mouthed portal turrets. The Inkwell's got some new polish on it, along with lots of white, grey, and red streamers and balloons. There's also an "Aperture Science Turret Redemption Unit" sign hung up above the door outside, which elected some flat "Ha. Ha."s from the boys.
Still, it's a party, it is fun, and everyone is welcome! Let's celebrate!
Still, it's a party, it is fun, and everyone is welcome! Let's celebrate!
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Which causes some stares of confusion. "A companion cube plush?" Steve asks. "Uh, sorry, not to sound like a jerk, but. . ."
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"Yeah, chewing on a fellow turret probably would have felt too weird," Gary agrees. "This little bastard, however. . .Thanks Dee!"
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"Never saying no to a big present, though," Steve adds, bouncing a little.
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"Been a while since we got some proper shooting in," Steve says. "This is great -- thanks!"
"Yeah, we'll make good use of it -- in our room," Gary adds hastily at seeing Doc's look. "Don't want anyone getting hit with stray fire, don't worry."
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Gary is the one to pull off the ribbon. "Okay, what is this stuff," he says, focusing his laser on the text. "Aperture Brand Complete Waterproofing Gel. Want to make sure we don't suffer any accidents, huh?"
"Thanks, but just because we know our own company -- you have made sure it's safe for everybody?" Steve adds, just a little jittery.
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"Thanks a lot!" Gary agrees.
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"We got you a present, but it's not the kind that can be wrapped," TeenDoc adds with a sparky smile. "What do you guys think about gun upgrades?"
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"New bullets? Shooting something different?" Steve adds.
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"Or coating a floor in Propulsion Gel and seeing what happens," Gary says a bit wickedly. "Sounds like a plan, guys!"
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"Hey, speaking of her, she said you might be going to a game, if they don't reject you based on you being a freaky crossover AU," Gary adds. "You get the go-ahead?"
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"And if you ever need anyone shot at. . ." Steve adds jokingly.
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"Happy birthday, guys!" she says. "Sorry we're late. Made a wrong turn at Albuquerque." She shrugs.
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"Oh come on, you're from another planet," Gary says. "Your excuse should be you overshot Earth and had to turn around."
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AL blinks. "That's...that's brilliant. Data, remember that line for me."
The android nods and his eyes glaze over briefly as he processess the request. "I have recorded the quotation into my memory banks."
"Thank you. What's up, guys? Victors, you enjoying those little pianos I sent over?"
(Good thing about DW...Work's computers don't block them like they do LJ)
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"Yes, yes, your egos shall know no bounds. . ." BB-Victor says, then grins bright at Lisa. "Oh, they're amazing! Thank you so much!"
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