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Steve & Gary ([personal profile] thosetwoturrets) wrote in [community profile] inkwell_bar2013-01-01 03:34 pm

Happy Birthday, Steve & Gary!

A new year has arrived, along with, as usual, a birthday for everyone's favorite foul-mouthed portal turrets. The Inkwell's got some new polish on it, along with lots of white, grey, and red streamers and balloons. There's also an "Aperture Science Turret Redemption Unit" sign hung up above the door outside, which elected some flat "Ha. Ha."s from the boys.

Still, it's a party, it is fun, and everyone is welcome! Let's celebrate!
dee_lorean81: (content dee is content)

[personal profile] dee_lorean81 2013-01-01 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Dee's up first, with a package wrapped in orange-and-blue-striped paper. "Happy birthday, guys!" she says, setting it in front of them.
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[personal profile] dee_lorean81 2013-01-01 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I know you don't like the companion cube," Dee says. "I figured this was something you could chew on when you're dogs. I was gonna get a plush turret, but -- I dunno, I felt that might be kind of weird."
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[personal profile] dee_lorean81 2013-01-01 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"No problem, guys!" Dee says with a bright grin. "Happy birthday!"
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[personal profile] save_us_alice 2013-01-01 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Alice steps up next, wheeling a rather larger present along. "I think you'll appreciate this," she says with a smirk. "Want me to open it for you?"
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[personal profile] save_us_alice 2013-01-01 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Alice nods, pulling the bottomless box she stuck on the gift off. Underneath is a sort of mannequin of a person, though the body seems to be made of a gelatinous material. "It's a target like they have on the turret production line! Vic helped me get it after I saw that part in Portal 2."

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[personal profile] flightattendantguy 2013-01-01 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Simon's up next, with a can of something wrapped in a pretty yellow bow. "Hey guys, happy birthday," he says. "Hope you like it!"
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[personal profile] flightattendantguy 2013-01-01 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, just in case we ever get a leak or something like that," Simon nods. "And we've had this for a month and tested it thoroughly. This stuff actually works and is not toxic or liable to goop up your insides. We're all safe."

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[personal profile] 8docs_n_1victor 2013-01-01 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
The muses and mun arrive in a flurry of activity. "Hey folks!" NoTril Doc calls as they pile in. "Happy birthday, Steve & Gary!"

"We got you a present, but it's not the kind that can be wrapped," TeenDoc adds with a sparky smile. "What do you guys think about gun upgrades?"
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[personal profile] 8docs_n_1victor 2013-01-01 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"The latter," OckDoc says, tentacles chittering. "When Simon mentioned waterproofing, we figured we could modify you to shoot liquids. Or gels, if you like."

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[personal profile] forgotten_vows 2013-01-01 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The newest member of the Inkwell comes up to the turrets. "Er -- I'm afraid I didn't get you anything," he confesses, looking embarrassed. "I had no idea what to get, since I've only recently moved in. . . But I hope you'll take my best wishes for the day."
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[personal profile] forgotten_vows 2013-01-01 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"More or less," FV-Victor says with a little smile. "They're willing to consider me, anyway. So it's just a case of Vic giving the application some spit-shine."

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[personal profile] alienlisa 2013-01-03 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Fashionably late AL and the guys wander in.

"Happy birthday, guys!" she says. "Sorry we're late. Made a wrong turn at Albuquerque." She shrugs.
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[personal profile] alienlisa 2013-01-03 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
They wave back.

AL blinks. "That's...that's brilliant. Data, remember that line for me."

The android nods and his eyes glaze over briefly as he processess the request. "I have recorded the quotation into my memory banks."

"Thank you. What's up, guys? Victors, you enjoying those little pianos I sent over?"

(Good thing about DW...Work's computers don't block them like they do LJ)
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[personal profile] butterflyboy 2013-01-03 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hear that? Beautiful lady thinks we're brilliant," Steve brags.

"Yes, yes, your egos shall know no bounds. . ." BB-Victor says, then grins bright at Lisa. "Oh, they're amazing! Thank you so much!"

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