Easter Fool's Birthday?

[flightattendantguy]

Because, technically, it is also Easter Monday.

Regardless, we all know the drill by now, don’t we? It’s a birthday, and it’s Simon’s! Honestly, he’s quite satisfied with the mun’s declaration that he’ll never be the victim of an April Fool’s prank here as celebration, but hey – having the Inkwell decorated with Easter egg-patterned balloons and getting presents from his friends is pretty nice too. And who’s going to pass up free cake?

So come in and have some fun! The mun’s only played one prank today, and it’s not even on Dreamwidth – you’re safe.

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[thosetwoturrets]

The turrets have left a big box on the counter, wrapped in Aperture blue and orange. “Happy birthday, buddy!” they chorus. “Think you’ll like this one.”

[flightattendantguy]

“Thanks,” Simon says, smiling as he rips open the paper. The smile wavers as he sees what’s inside, but only slightly. “Combustible lemons? Okay, yeah, definitely useful for me – but do you mind if I ask--”

[thosetwoturrets]

“No worries – they won’t explode if you just jostle the box or something,” Gary says, having anticipated the question.

“Yeah, they’re kind of like Vic’s plush one,” Steve adds. “There’s a pin you need to pull first.”

[flightattendantguy]

“Ah, great,” Simon says, relieved. “Sorry, guys, but I’m sure you understand why I had to check.” He pats the box. “But yeah, like I said, good gift. Thanks!”

[thosetwoturrets]

“Not a problem buddy!” Steve says, waving his targeting laser in a vague smile shape.

“Yeah – besides, we would have thought you were weird if you didn’t ask,” Gary adds, getting a snicker from his friend. "Happy birthday!"

[save_us_alice]

Alice steps up with a small plastic bag with a red bow on top. Inside are what look like miniature red roses, minus stems. “Here you are,” she says, presenting it to him.

[flightattendantguy]

“Er, thanks,” Simon says, taking it with a curious look. He opens the bag and takes a closer look. “What are they, candy? They look kind of like that.”

[save_us_alice]

“Sort of – it’s metaessence!” Alice grins. “I got the idea after reading one of Forgotten’s threads with Do You Suppose – she described the roses she got for defeating things as candied. So Vic and I whipped up some little candied roses for you to use! They can’t heal too much, since they’re small, but just one should take care of any minor cuts and scrapes you might pick up.”

[flightattendantguy]

“Great!” Simon jiggles the bag. “Yeah, I could definitely use this. . . Are they rose-flavored?”

[save_us_alice]

“Cherry with a rose smell,” Alice giggles. “We wanted to make sure it was palatable to you.”

[flightattendantguy]

“Ah, good idea. I’ll keep ‘em on me for the next time I manage to trip and fall at an inconvenient time,” Simon nods. “Thanks a lot!”

[save_us_alice]

“You’re welcome – happy birthday,” Alice nods back.

[forgotten_vows]

Speaking of Forgotten Vows, here he is now, also carrying a bag -- though his is opaque brown. It's tied with a neat blue bow. "I managed to think up a present for you," he says, casting another apologetic look the turret's way. "Happy birthday, Simon!"

[flightattendantguy]

"Stop worrying about it -- you can make it up to us next year," Steve calls.

"Thanks, Forgotten," Simon says, taking the bag. Opening it, he sees -- a pile of glowing rocks. "Huh. Are these like those battery-powered decorative ones you sometimes find in holiday shops, or. . ."

[forgotten_vows]

"Now where am I going to find one of those in my time period?" Forgotten Vows says with a laugh. "I don't have the benefit of Butterfly Boy's level of technology. No, I made those myself! They're glowstones -- the light is magical in nature. They last until they're hit by natural sunlight. I figured, in case you ever found yourself without a torch -- or flashlight -- you could use one of those."

[flightattendantguy]

"Oh yeah, I forgot you're supposed to be Mr. Wizard!" Simon says with a laugh. "Wow, neat. Yeah, I can always use something that's not going to run out of battery life on me. Thank you!"

[forgotten_vows]

"Sometimes I forget too," Forgotten Vows mutters, rolling his eyes a bit. "I need to talk to her about tweaking some of the spells she's come up with anyway, though, so. . ." He grins. "I'm glad you like it -- and later, perhaps I can show you how to recharge them. The 'Glowing Orb' spell is incredibly simple."

[flightattendantguy]

"Would be much appreciated, buddy," Simon says, closing up his bag and putting it next to the metaessence candy. "Thanks again."

[forgotten_vows]

"You're very welcome. Happy birthday."

[misslucysleeches]

And here is Lucy, carrying a smallish box wrapped in green and yellow stripes. "Happy birthday Simon!" she says, presenting it to him with a smile.

[flightattendantguy]

"Thank you, Lucy!" Simon rips it open to discover -- "A taser! More weaponry, I see," he smirks. Not that he's complaining.

[misslucysleeches]

"Yup!" Lucy smirks back. "To go with your combustible lemons. Seriously, though, you probably needed one less-lethal offering in the armory -- not every enemy you face is gonna be undead after your brains."

[flightattendantguy]

"Yeah, good point," Simon nods. "I'd prefer not to have to go all Rambo on the more mundane threats." He smiles at her warmly. "Thanks a bunch."

[misslucysleeches]

"You're welcome," Lucy says, kissing him on the cheek. "Here's hoping you have a great birthday."

[8docs_n_1victor]

The mun and muses tromp in in their usual parade, waving to all and sundry. "Hey guys!"

TeenDoc grins at Simon and tosses him a package. "Happy birthday! It's something we think you need."