It's The Year Of The -- Portal?

[thosetwoturrets]

Well, it's certainly a new year, and that means a new birthday party! This time for our favorite foul-mouthed turrets! How these two got through GLaDOS's assembly line is anyone's guess. (Except the mun's headcanon is that they were taken off the line as regular turrets and reprogrammed by bored programmers, sooo. . .) Anyway, you all know the drill -- red and white Inkwell, the boys sitting around the bar playfully shining their targeting lasers at everybody, cake, snacks, the works. Come in and welcome the New Year in style!

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[flightattendantguy]

Simon's got present duty today, bringing up a rather large box wrapped in shiny black paper. "Here you go, guys," he says, setting it in front of them. "Happy birthday!"

[alienlisa]

"Fashionably late," argues AL to no one in particular as she and the guys make their entrance. She waves hello to everyone, says "Happy birthday, turrets!" and then proceeds to throw a small handful of a purple grain that looks suspiciously like rice over Victor and Alice. "Congrats you two!"