It's The Year Of The -- Portal?

[thosetwoturrets]

Well, it's certainly a new year, and that means a new birthday party! This time for our favorite foul-mouthed turrets! How these two got through GLaDOS's assembly line is anyone's guess. (Except the mun's headcanon is that they were taken off the line as regular turrets and reprogrammed by bored programmers, sooo. . .) Anyway, you all know the drill -- red and white Inkwell, the boys sitting around the bar playfully shining their targeting lasers at everybody, cake, snacks, the works. Come in and welcome the New Year in style!

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[clockwork_doc]

"Well, that and the fact we're pretty sure this is a console you haven't managed to somehow hack into via Aperture Science magitek," Doc replies with a grin. "The extra controllers have been modified to be more durable and respond better to puppies chewing on them and waving them around. We'll have to make some tweaks as you playtest, but that's true of any game console, isn't it?"

[thosetwoturrets]

"Yeah, and you're probably better at fixing bugs than Sony or Microsoft or any of them," Gary agrees, nosing the boxes. "But thanks! Look forward to wrecking some shit in -- well, I dunno. I know this had to have come with some games, but what the hell's on the Wii?"

[forgotten_vows]

"These two games, for starters," Forgotten Vows says with a grin, stepping forward with some smaller boxes in white paper. Gary pulls, and the titles "No More Heroes" and "No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle" are revealed. "Vic and I have been watching Helloween's LP of these, and I think you'll really enjoy them. Plenty of blood, action, fighting, and general pervertedness."

[thosetwoturrets]

"Awww, you know us so well," Steven says with joking tenderness. "But sounds awesome! Come on, guys, let's get this shit set up so we can start whacking up some dudes!"

"All for that!" Gary agrees, carefully chewing the top of the box. "Open 'er up and let 'er rip!"

[clockwork_doc]

"All right, all right," Doc laughs, shooing Gary away from the box so he and the others can start unpacking. "Let's get playtesting!"