It's The Year Of The -- Portal?
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Well, it's certainly a new year, and that means a new birthday party! This time for our favorite foul-mouthed turrets! How these two got through GLaDOS's assembly line is anyone's guess. (Except the mun's headcanon is that they were taken off the line as regular turrets and reprogrammed by bored programmers, sooo. . .) Anyway, you all know the drill -- red and white Inkwell, the boys sitting around the bar playfully shining their targeting lasers at everybody, cake, snacks, the works. Come in and welcome the New Year in style!
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1/1/15 20:18 (UTC)"All for that!" Gary agrees, carefully chewing the top of the box. "Open 'er up and let 'er rip!"
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3/1/15 01:30 (UTC)Victor and Alice look briefly startled by the shower, then blush. "T-thank you," Victor says quietly. "We, ah, d-didn't really want to take over the proceedings. . ."
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3/1/15 01:41 (UTC)She catches sight of the turrets' games and she chuckles. "Why do I have the sudden urge to shout 'My spleen!'."
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3/1/15 01:47 (UTC)Alice shrugs. "I suppose it's an irony few can resist." She gives Lisa a little smile. "Thank you, though. It's nice to finally be official."
"Oh dear Lord, that's both one of the best and worst things about that game," Vic says, somehow simultaneously laughing and groaning. "It's a fantastic line, but it's said so often..."
"Welp, just another way to annoy the shit out of you if we need to!" Steve declares, and gets beaned with a bow for his trouble.
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3/1/15 01:55 (UTC)"The TARDIS was damaged from the regeneration," Eleven points out.
" - though she definitely takes him where he needs to go."
And that shuts them up.
"Though Dee's pretty good at getting Doc and Marty where they want to go, eh, kid?" AL ruffles her hair.
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3/1/15 02:34 (UTC)Dee beams up at her. "Yup! I mean, there was that one malfunction, but I blame that one on Biff slamming me into a dumpster when he tried to fly me." She makes a face. "Stupid Tannens."
"Hey, yeah, that's actually a legit reason for the glitch, isn't it?" Marty comments. "I mean, the movie makes it sound like Doc's known about it for a while, but it never comes up BEFORE Biff nearly crashes you -- and the whole shebang takes place over just three or so days, right? At least, in 1985 time."
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3/1/15 02:45 (UTC)She then thinks. "That's true. I mean 'Damn, gotta fix that thing' could just be a distracted 'Oh a glitch I gotta fix that when all this mess is sorted' rather than 'The time circuits are playing up again I really should fix that when all this mess is sorted'." Her wings perk up. "Well, I can't speak for my Doc because he's not here, so let's put the assembled Docs here on the spot." She eyes the Docs that Part II/III has happened to. "The short in the time circuits that sent you all back to the Old West...was that a result of Biff or was that around beforehand?"
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3/1/15 03:03 (UTC)That's -- in fact, ONE Doc. OckDoc, to be precise, who looks rather embarrassed about the whole thing. "The trilogy happened differently for me -- but as a thought exercise, given that Biff wasn't exactly careful, I wouldn't be surprised if he caused it. The earlier 'glitchiness' with the time machine stems more from DeLoreans not having the best engines than the time circuits themselves."
"Don't we actually see sparks when he's flying the DeLorean?" Tommy asks.
"No, you're confusing it with when Father accidentally snags the pennants," Jules replies.
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3/1/15 03:24 (UTC)The Doctors look thoughtful. "Alnilam is peaceful," says Eleven.
"I found out that the planet has a calming effect on me," adds Five. "Maybe it was the link between us?"
AL shrugs and makes a few "beats the hell outta me" gestures with her hands. "Sure, we're go with that." She chuckles and the tips of her wings pink slightly.
She idly pets a tentacle while thinking. "Yeah, I guess you have a point. There was the whole problem with the starter, too. I've heard DeLoreans weren't the best cars. No offense, Dee." She puts an arm around her and gives her a squeeze.
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3/1/15 03:57 (UTC)"Maybe," Vic says. "And however it calms you down, it's good that you have a place where you can just relax. From what I've heard, most of your attempts at pure pleasure trips tend to go horribly wrong."
"Meh," Dee says, scrunching up her nose. "Daddy made me lots better, and that's what counts."
"Indeed," Vic agrees, before holding up a finger. "Hang on, I'm gonna grab TrilDoc and see what he has to say about the situation."
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3/1/15 04:16 (UTC)AL pats Dee's head. "Of course he did. Because he's awesome." She grins, then nods at V. "Okay, then."
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3/1/15 05:05 (UTC)Vic snickers and nods, then disappears for a little bit, coming back soon with another Doc in tow. "So, I understand everyone's wondering if we have a possible cause for the glitch in the time circuits in Part II that more or less caused Part III?" he says, looking around.
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3/1/15 05:14 (UTC)They wave at the new Doc. "Yep, we are. What say you?" She feels goofy saying it but she said it anyway.
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3/1/15 05:52 (UTC)TrilogyDoc chuckles. "Well, considering every glitch with the time circuits before Biff got his hands on the car was a result of the starter being less-than-reliable, I would say that Biff is responsible. Or, at the very least, if the issue was present in the background, his poor handling of the car is what made it display. It certainly didn't start flashing until after he returned it. I may have been worried about Marty's future kids, but if I'd seen it earlier I would have fully taken advantage of future technology to repair it."
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3/1/15 15:05 (UTC)AL nudges him and gives him a look. "He sounds like he's being snotty but he's not...it's the accent. And his tone. We have a few flying reptiles in there. Actually, there's something from every part of the Mesozoic Era. Which might not work normally due to the different climates of the three eras the dinosaurs lived in but, well...magic." She shrugs and smiles.
After listening to TrilDoc's explanation, she nods. "Yeah, I think that'd be my Doc's take, too."
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4/1/15 04:50 (UTC)"Or swim?" Gary agrees. "We ain't biologists -- come on, spill the goods."
"Magic fixes everything," Vic replies with a little nod. "And yeah, it all sounds perfectly reasonable to me too."
"Certainly to me, and I'm the one who dealt with the problem," TrilDoc jokes, grabbing a glass of punch from the bar.
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4/1/15 19:43 (UTC)"Didn't some scientists just find out a few months ago that Spinosaurus could swim, though?" Jesse points out.
The Time Lord nods. "They found that it had a number of anatomical features that suggested it was semi-aquatic, yes. Perhaps that will be the catalyst that will change their 'dinosaurs don't swim' views." He shrugs.
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5/1/15 01:17 (UTC)Both he and Gary perk up when Jesse and Eleven talk about the recent discoveries about aquatic Spinosaurus. "Ooooh -- and see? I mean, I guess don't exactly make the guy a Plesiosaur or whatever you're supposed to call 'em, but still!"
"Why do you care so much?" Vic has to ask.
"No good game or console wars online. Gotta entertain ourselves somehow."